Capitola Dogs - Capitola, California

Mind your Pees and Poos!

It's one way to help bring about better attitudes toward dogs and their owners. If you see someone's dog going without their knowing, hand them a bag. Bring 2 bags, one to care and one to share. If you see an orphan poop, you don't need to adopt it, just pick it up and put it in the garbage. -- Thanks!

Start Doing a Peer Patrol Today

10 Really Dumb Reasons
Not to Pick up After Your Dog
by Lefty Poochiano

Rationale	Lefty's Poop Scoop da Jour
I don't want to.	I'd be up to my elbows in it if everyone were like you! Move to da country or loose da attitude!
I don't have a bag	Grab a bag before ya leave the house, numby!
I'm in a hurry	How did ya find time to walk your dog in da first place?
It's dark out	Grab a flashlight along with your bags.
It's in the bushes	So, I'll play a violin for ya while ya clean it up
Its dirty	Bring some of dat hand sanitizer stuff along
I wasn't watching	What kind a owner are ya anyway? Keep an eye on your dog and be responsible!
I have a bad back	Get a poop scoop, dupe! Save your back and the environment!
Its not my dog	I'm sure as hell glad you're not walkin' me. Make sure your dog sitters are responsible dog luvas too.
I don't like being told what to do by my neighbors	So if ya can't stand peer presha try a little pet presha, clean it up and stash ya trash!
The dog ate it	Well you're going to have to deal with it sooner or later!

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